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I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
I need new swear words.
I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
Why does the girl in the Wendy`s commercials have Ronald McDonalds hair?
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
I wish that life had an option for viewing other available episodes.