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Dad, I love how we don`t even have to say out loud that I`m your favorite. Happy Fathers Day!
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
If anybody tells you you’re putting too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.
tried being normal. Didn`t like the feeling, so I`m going back to being ME.
It’s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most
The first sign of laziness:
My kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn’t illegal to talk in the car while I’m driving.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a "street performance". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you.
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
I`m going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.