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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
Sometimes, I drink a glass of water, just to surprise my liver!
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
When I think of a SELFIE, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of...
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase Regards again.
Why is the jolly Green giant so damn jolly
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I`m scared that it`s closed.
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
Iām amazed by how quickly I forget what Iām doing.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: