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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult`s table will become the kid`s table.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
I bet my mom is looking down on me right now, wherever she is. She`s not dead, just very condescending.
Lately I`ve been convinced that some people were born solely for purpose of eventually pissing me off...
The guys at Home Depot must take classes to know exactly what I meant by "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing."
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.
I will literally spend $20 on food but won’t buy a $20 shirt.
I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.