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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
Have you hugged you bartender today.
I just did my budget for August. If I don`t buy food ... I won`t need toilet paper. I think I`m on to something here.
I`m hosting a wine tasting event in my home. Well, it`s not really an event. It`s just me and three bottles of wine. No one else is invited.
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
To the untrained eye, I`m quite handsome.
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
As it turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
I hate it when spiders just sit there acting like they pay rent.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked.
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger ... at least one of them anyway.