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I`m allergic to stupidity ... which is why I break out in to sarcasm.
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow
Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people
never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
Overheard at grocery: Paper or plastic, sir? Doesn’t matter. Im bisacksual.
I`m not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony.
Unless my horoscope says, "You will dread going to work and will most likely masturbate," then it is a crock of sh*t.
Best part of living alone...clothing optional ;)
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now