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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I only drank twice last week....Once for three days and once for four days
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
The first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.
No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
F*ck you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.
I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I`ll get ripped in 15 minutes