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the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
There`s nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
All alcohol will make my clothes fall off… tequila just makes that happen in public.
Why is the jolly Green giant so damn jolly
You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
Don`t fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.