Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
Facebook is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.
The only time I`ve ever early to anything is when I`m dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
I wonder if they let me grow cannabis on Farmville, I`ll be able to sell it on Mafia Wars?
I just got a paper cut opening a box of Pop Tarts. There will be no more fancy breakfasts around here.
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you?