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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
I never thought I`d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning ... I was right!
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
You can always tell a lot from that first kiss, especially when they say things like "please stop" and "who are you?"
I’m amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day.
If you think someone is staring at you: 1. Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
I spend so much time on the internet, that the priest pronounced us husband and wi-fi.
I’m an organ donor, but I’m pretty sure all they’re going to use is my liver for “after” photos.
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
Tequila is Spanish for I’m open to waking up anywhere.