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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Damn…I’m having an out of money experience.
Hey.. The tequila I drank wants to tell you a secret.
I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, AND thin ... It`s a public service really.
I grew up for this?
My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
If I owned an auto collision shop, I’d name it “Auto Correct.”
It`s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
My grandparents still use encyclopedias to google stuff.
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired
Sometimes you just need to do something stupid while sober so that people will leave you alone about your drinking.