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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night.
I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
I flunked anger management class.
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Let`s share...you take the grenade and I`ll take the pin.
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
I got kicked out of a fancy dress party on the weekend, because I was wearing nothing but a red shirt. Not my fault nobody has heard of Winnie the Pooh!!
I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.