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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Share this if you are weird and don`t care
The only time I`ve ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
The recipe said "prick with a fork,",,,, but enough about me.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
“People will believe anything if you whisper it.”
Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
When people see ghosts, why aren`t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
So how many pokes does it take before its considered a heavy petting?
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
I just want to alternate between napping and eating all day everyday while getting attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog.