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Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness
My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
"Oh wow, it`s a fruit cake! I`m going to eat some of it right now" ...said no one ever.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
I`m never free but I`m available.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
In retrospect, replying "Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory", probably wasn`t the best way to respond to my therapist.
Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.