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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
If my job was to make health questionnaires, I`d slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
Walmart killed the traveling circus.
The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he`s a keeper.
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
Don`t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2013, for 2014 could you please send money, alcohol or petrol vouchers…Cheers!
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That