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scream outloud and really fast "I won a math debate"
If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
There’s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
It`s too bad parallel lines never meet because they have so much in common.
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
I`m a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I`m your man.
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
I`m not saying your cat doesn`t care about you, I`m saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well.
I HATE it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. ..For the FIFTH time, I do not want to go to your cat`s birthday party. Damn it! ..My dog is getting married
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.