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The final stage of adulthood is when you start saying, "Oooh, that breeze feels nice."
Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti! I just want a future archaeologist to have a great day!
You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
I don’t just sing in the shower... I perform.
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
All I’m saying is, you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.
I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.
My doctor told me to eat more bacon cheeseburgers. Well, what he technically said was to eat "less pizza", but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.