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Girls who say "alot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that cheap things always attract many customers.
I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Went for a mile run today. Stupid Ice Cream Man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
I`m so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.
I swear, its like EVERY payday I gotta spend money cause there`s a birthday party to go to, a wedding, a baby shower, a new video game, a new stripper, something. Always something...
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…