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My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
Unless you discovered a dead body, I don`t want to hear about your morning jog.
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
Raise the bar..? Like go and drink upstairs..?
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
I wish the buck stopped here…I could use a few.
Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am.
I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment.
I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.