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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
You will never be happier than a girl who just discovered her dress has pockets.
When I say "It’s a long story" It usually means I just don’t want to tell you it.
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
FACT: Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you’re brave enough.
I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it`s in walking distance.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
I love all religions. They bring holidays .
Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn`t want to go to in the first place.
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
"nice crocs. where did you get them?" - nobody ever
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired.