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Once in a while you meet a person that makes you smile when you think about them. They`re trouble. Stay away from them.
Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
Ugly people who live in glass houses…shouldn`t live in glass houses.
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
Never piss off a woman on her period...scratch that...Never piss off a woman, period.
Still waiting for the moment when there will be a "add to wishlist" button on people`s facebook profile !!
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!