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I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
You’d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it.
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Having plans sounds great until you realize you have to put on clothes and actually leave the house.
If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.
You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.
Spoiler Alert: Ladies, if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear, it has a Camera in it.