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Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
I`m never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat.
I`ve been knocking for ten minutes. Don`t people answer their bathroom windows anymore?
people say i talk in my sleeep , but no one at work seems to notice
Somewhere in America, a woman has a baby every 47 minutes. We`ve got to find this woman and stop her!
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
I give up on life! I have better luck playing Monopoly...or Clue...
Just heard a lady say "When in doubt, get a pizza"... I don`t know who this woman is but she`s my new life coach.
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!
God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.
I`d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those ba$tards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."