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Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
I don`t eat a high fiber diet to be healthier, I eat so I`ll have to $hit more at work.
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry’s in the oven. I’m going to bed.
I hate how my friends are always trying to convince me to do extreme activities. Like bungee jumping, skydiving or leaving the house.
Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
Men think they have it bad, but they`re not the ones having to hold their boobs when they run.
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn`t let you skip.
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...