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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
If McDonald`s was smart they`d serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Took the ice from my ice bucket challenge and put it in my whisky.
Love your neighbor. But don`t get caught.
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
Statement: "Do you really love me?" True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and youre going to find out sooner or later."
If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.
I bet guys that work at strip clubs are "hard" workers...