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The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
I`m "oh my god, gag me with a spoon" years old.
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100`s of strangers` mouths
With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
justin bieber
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say “Are you ready to take this sh!t to a whole new level?”
Just think, there is an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: "Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"