Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
Can`t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
Do you ever feel like you`re in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
Confuse your coworkers today by telling them you`re going to the restroom to do a "number 3"
Let’s be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we?
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....