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Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, so I invited All of her Friends over and made them clean the house.
I just saw a poster that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, "no."
I hate taking down Christmas decorations just to put up Halloween decorations...
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
The only way I know if I`ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger
I try to live each day like it`s my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Facebook reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, `Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?`