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Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday.
Today I found a penny. It reminded me of you. Worthless & found in everybody`s pants.
My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
"Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
I can´t wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
“Too much milk left need more cereal” always leads to “too much cereal need more milk”
Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
The general rule is that you shouldn`t ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?