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People that say “money doesn’t buy happiness” obviously have never been divorced.
"You`re better than that" is almost never true
You’d think with as much time women spend looking at their ass in the mirror, they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups.
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth`s equator, most of them would drown.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
It`s too bad parallel lines never meet because they have so much in common.
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
I’m pretty good at keeping my sh!t together. Until there’s a bee around.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public, why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?