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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
I`d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
Forget beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
Sometimes I feel like people I know are just using me for my likes.
There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
I know u r but what am I ?
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
Listen lady, if you stopped screaming maybe you would enjoy holding hands with me.
I went to the store to buy some comdoms and the cashier asked me If I needed a bag ? "I replied No she`s not that ugly"
The club sandwich, for when a knuckle sandwich just isn`t enough...