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I don`t know which is worse... waiting for someone to get out of the bathroom so you can use it or hearing them say "come in" when you knock on the bathroom door...
Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
Ya know u would never know u where happy if u never had bad memory.
Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
why me is me ?
A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
Do whatever you want, and if it`s something you`re going to regret in the morning, sleep late.
Iām at the age where all my posts start with the phrase āIām at the age where.ā
Trying to be a responsible adult is messing up my social life.
I really worried about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can`t see them pick their nose?
That`s it!! I`m never drinking again until tomorrow.
Why the hell isn`t the iphone`s battery life called "Apple Juice."
When I text someone and they don`t text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from the excitement.
That fact that I need sun glasses to open my fridge means my night must have been awesome.