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So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
I propose a toast to the booze for making life seem tolerable.
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
If video games have taught me anything, it`s that you`ll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
Some of the happiest years of a woman`s life are when she`s 29.
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how likely is it that your dumbass will say 11?
You know you had an interesting day when your Google search history includes "rubber panda".
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
I just need someone to feed me and tell me Iām pretty.
Note to self: the wife does not want an `exercise pole`.