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I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
Does the sleeve tat go with my male pattern baldness and pot belly? Asking for a friend.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
After joining Facebook, my TV became radio.
I know u r but what am I ?
The problem with you is ... you exist.
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance…. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.