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Late to bed and early to rise, makes me really tired and pissed off.
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
is tring to fool people into thinking I have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
Always have a goal... Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can.
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
If I look tired at the end of the day, it`s because I just spent eight solid hours looking busy.
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.