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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
My New Year`s resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
How do I tell a man he loves me?
My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I`m still looking for ideas.
If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
is not impatient. I just patient really fast.
Give fat people a break. They have a lot on their plate.
I`ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
AWESOME!
Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?
Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!