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Do you ever think that if it weren`t for someone smoking Marijuana they might of killed you already. . .
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
I don`t think I could love any person as much as I love BACON... Mmmmm Bacon...
Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
If they just built prisons out of the sh!t they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
Facebook: an alternative to drunk dialing.
I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???
Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either.
A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.
Either I wrote a bunch of drunken Facebook status updates last night, or my dog has finally figured out the computer.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!