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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
Money can`t buy you happiness, but it does give you the ability to rent it until you die.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
Are you reading this from a toilet? I’m writing this from one.
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that`s the last thing I need.
If every porkshop was perfect, we wouldn`t have hot dogs.
I really would like to take a yoga class. But I really can`t trust my farts.
Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.