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Vodka is just amazing water.
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
My nickname is Gilette because I`m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
Why can`t Mosquitos suck Fat instead of Blood!
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
It`s not that I CAN`T be good, it`s that I`m SOOOOO much better at being BAD!!!
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
Being human is expensive and exhausting.