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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 3.) prisoner of war beard 4.) homeless person beard 5.) wizard beard
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
People go to the bar hoping for two things ... to get hammered or to get nailed.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
Sometimes I really think I have my life together...and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out.
Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.