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Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could`ve become beer, but didn`t
Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
I`m not sure what my credit score is but I`m pretty sure I`m losing.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
I just changed my WiFi password to "blowmefirst." I can`t wait for someone to ask me for it!
I think I`m funny - but looks aren`t everything
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
i just opened a fortune cookie and it started with the word unfortuneatly