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I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream.
My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody`s getting.
Currently helping my son look for his chocolate that I ate last night.
All shoes are technically buy one get one free.
I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it.
If I didn`t drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
Things that don`t kill spiders: 1: furniture polish 2: Febreze 3: butter 4: screaming
I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
And I was like “No, Coke is NOT ok. I wanted a Pepsi.” And she was all “Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies.”
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.