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Worry: a waste of imagination.
There`s nothing as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to a gorgeous smiling face. So I keep a mirror next to my bed.
My greatest fear is standing on stage in front of millions while my Google search history is read aloud...
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.”
You can`t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.
The first sign of laziness:
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
When I was little my dad had me convinced that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out. Well played Dad, well played.
Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
I go from "Hard to get" to "Hard to get rid of" in 6 beers flat.
this isn`t the status you`re looking for
Serious question: Are doctors sure erectile dysfunction isn`t just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?
So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?