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I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
The only thing worse than "the one that got away" is the one that won`t go away.
A man made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind ... And now, we wait...
I`m off to get my beauty sleep. Yeah, I know...I`m already so beautiful you can`t stand it! I promise...a little more isn`t lethal...yet! ;) Goodnight!
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don`t like.
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…get your self together
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.