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Oh my gosh! It`s a Hot Wheels car! Something you never want to hear during a prostate exam.
One trenta cheeseburger please.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
Today in my local cemetery I came across the grave of Arthur Wynne the inventor of the crossword puzzle. For those that want to know where he is buried it`s 6 down and 4 across.
Attractive Woman: What time is it? Me: Haha. Yeah definitely
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
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I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
No one will ever look at you the way I do ... But thats probably because no one will ever do it from the tree outside your window
I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I`m impecunious.