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It`s real cute how pedestrians confuse "right of way" with immortality.
Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.
What if Justin Bieber is also Miley Cyrus? I mean have you ever seen them in one place at the same time?