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If you keep doing what you´ve always done, you´ll keep getting what you´ve always gotten.
Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
If you see a porcupine in your yard, that`s my cat and we`re not done with our accupuncture session.
Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
Just another day of not being rich and famous.
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body`s telling me yesss...BABY. Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?
"Based on a true story" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.