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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
Haters are my motivators(:
I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn`t think she knew about.
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
What doesn`t kill you makes you have lots of hospital bills.
It`s been discovered that 1% of the population is allergic to Gluten. The other 99% are sick and tired of hearing about it......
My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It’s dead yarn now, though.
Why can`t insomnia start in the morning.
What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?