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I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet.
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
I hear boomerangs are making a comeback.
They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I`m recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don`t have a moon where I live.
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
Who needs Google when you’ve got a wife who knows it all?