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Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I`ve learned that I don`t need to use so many paper towels, and they`re expensive.
Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
Any girl is a stripper if you wait outside her window long enough
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
I must say I enjoy it more when a girl asks me out. To me, there`s nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
There`s no rehab for stupid! ;P
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
Weekends will from now on begin on Wednesday because that is when it should truly begin!
gua suka sama kamu
Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn’t pay their electric bill either.