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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel, that`s why I like you.
One day, people are gonna write songs about the nap I`m about to take.
My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her “bitch refresher course”.
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
If practice makes perfect, one day I will make the perfect mistake.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
"There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
If you aren`t sure if you like someone, here`s a test: imagine they`re dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?
FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don`t remember who you are.
Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone.
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone...Be that person.