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Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if.
I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
There`s this cool trick I do where I post whatever the f*ck I want becasue this is my account, not yours.
My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket
I love that little thing that you do...You know, the one where you leave.
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
A cross-eyed teacher has no control over her pupils
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you`ll need a shovel and map to find him.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$.