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I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry.
As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
“Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.”
The only 2 things that I love and enjoy about being an adult is having sex and drinking alcohol.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.
Nothing says "I`m unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
I just found out that all the people who say "You haven`t changed a bit" have been lying to me. :)
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
My ex has had a really hard time moving on. From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
If ghosts existed, why are they all apparently from the last 100 years or so? Wouldn’t there be evidence of a Neanderthal ghost here and there?
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.
You know it`s cold outside... when you step on dog poop and roll your ankle