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Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
I`ve fallen down the stairs before. I don`t see what joy the Slinky gets out of it. That sh!t hurts.
When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
wants to come back as a bird after I die.... just so i can sh!t on the people who piss me off.
Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2.
Knock knock Who`s there? Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
Bands who can`t afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
I like to walk by a chick in slow motion so she thinks i`m the one