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If I don`t make at least one person scream, "WTF" then my day is not done yet.
"You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
There`s never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
I don`t get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There`s never any left when he comes home.
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
My grandfather once waited in line for 36 hours to get a loaf of bread and I can`t wait two seconds for a Youtube video to load.
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. It`s true... The less I see of someone, the more I like them!
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.