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Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I`m the a$$hole for tripping him?
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
Iām Not Arguing. Iām Simply Explaining Why Iām Right.
I don`t appreciate my son`s teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework.
What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
Sometimes words are not enough. That`s why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...
I pretend my bruises are sex bruises instead of I tripped over my cat while trying a new dance move bruises.
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
No one texts faster than a gossiping woman.